Commission of the Sailors, Set Sail!

Created for the Temple of the Machete who wins all Battles.

Do you feel as if you've been shipwrecked? Maybe lost at sea? Are you confused about what course to take, or what heading to follow? Are you surrounded by pirates, be they spiritual or physical? If so, it is time to request aid from the Sailor commission. 

Sailors are rough and tumble spirits, who will brave the most turbulent seas and sail through the scariest storms with you. They will never desert you, and they got your back in any kind of fight. Sailors are steadfast allies, possessing wisdom and compassion as vast as the ocean. They are pure of heart and strong of arm. 

In my spiritual work, I call upon the Court or Commission of the Sailors often. Puerto-Rican Vodou, or Sanse, being under the cosmic Loa or emanation of God known as Gran Simbi Rey del Agua (King of the Waters) or KIng Molinu, is a very "watery" tradition. This means it is cool, refreshing, and heavy on the cleansing and purification of its adherents and spirits. The Court of the Sailors are well suited for this tradition and can pass on many of its secrets. However, as elevating as Sanse is, it is nothing to trifle with. My enemies have been both sunk and stuffed into Davy Jone's locker with the help of the Sailor spirits. 

I set a course on some dark seas, and I did so a long time ago. In many, many ways, I am THE Father of Occult-based/Magical Resistance to evil for the modern world. My documented work on my blogs alone lends weight to that claim as well as those who knew the spirit I channeled back in 2009. In that time, I have been the target of direct retaliation by the forces I've targeted and been the target of petty jealousy by petty and highly forgettable people. 

Sanse does not send curses or aggressive magic, that is what Palo Mayombe and Ceremonial Magic are for. Puerto-Rican Vodou, or Sanse, is a spiritual tradition resembling a mighty fortress, a great white tower. I put my charges, my people, under the protection of the "lighthouse" and pray for their elevation. Defending the Lighthouse of Sanse is the mighty 7 Chief Loa and the 21 Commissions of Spirits. The Commission of the Sailor Spirits is a potent and highly adept Court for just such work.

Time and time again, my enemies have attempted to harm me and breach the Lighthouse. Time and time again, my enemies are and will continue to be decisively outmatched and outgunned. The Court of the Sailors swarming and capturing their spiritual vessels. I offer the prayer of the Shipwrecked to those lost and desperate souls who find themselves sinking into the dark depths of the Kalunga, sea of the dead due to their poor decisions and arrogance. 

Puerto-Rican Vodou or Sanse is a spiritual practice for the truly courageous. Standing in the radiance of the Lighthouse is to acknowledge the evil in this world and renounce it. The brighter the light you attain and the more elevated you become, the more you see which is wrong and sick in the world. It takes a brave heart and steely resolve to publically renounce and work against the modern human slave trade and trafficking of humans. These two vile institutions, perhaps containing the sum total of the worse humanity has to offer.  

When I first began talking about this in 2009 on the internet, many denied my claims. They said there was no Illuminati, no global cabal of evil men in league with evil spirits and interdimensional forces. How foolish they look now. They proclaim to be against profane institutions of yesteryear but are cowards to the very present and very real incarnations of those same institutions. It is easy to say brave things, but it is a much different matter to do heroic things. 

"Everyone wants to be a lion until its time to do lion things."

There are members on the Court of the Sailor Spirits who were indirectly or directly involved in the Slave Trade during their physical lives. They desire the chance to make up for past wrongs and regrets. I am a priest of Puerto-Rican Vodou who is not blind to the happenings of the current world. I am more than happy to offer these spirits the opportunity to work against the modern slave trade directly.  

The spirits of each of the 21 Commissions are all looking for good works to preform so they may achieve light and progress, atoning for misdeeds they committed in life. All we need to do is recognize the need for useful spiritual labors and petition the Commissions for their intercession. We pray for the good spirits and for the coming to the light for the wicked spirits. In turn, they help us. It is through this understanding of Sanse's principles both my temple and myself have such impenetrable protection granted by the 7 Chief Loa and 21Commissions of Spirits, which includes the Court of the Sailors. 

To make contact with the Court of the Sailors, provide services for them with the colors of Blue and White. Ask for the grace and favor of God first and then call to the Court of the Sailors. Offer them water, coconut water, lime juice, unsweetened coffee, and tobacco smoke. Sailor spirits enjoy a shot of white rum and perfumes such as bay rum and Old Spice.  

Offer the Court of the Sailors the prayer of the Shipwrecked.

Prayer of the Shipwrecked

Place your vision upon me, my Lord, I a meek and unhappy creature.

Do not allow my grave to be within the waves of the sea. Give me the strength and courage to arise from the depths of the abyss, 

and if it is your will, grant me the grace to accept the unknown.

For your mysteries and goodness are incomparable. I am like a fragile boat and have become arrogant, thinking I can cross the sea of men, looking only for pleasures. I ask you, Father, to allow me to touch the coastal land and renew my vows to be kind, charitable, and more Christian-like. 

If I in my arrogance have become lost within the waves and the mists, as I try to defy the storm and the rising foam. I vow that I will not have the audacity to ignore the deafening cries and laments of those that suffer within the sea.

And if I in continuing my course through life ignored the Lighthouse that my port designated for me. I vow my God never again to mock the light that shines upon the Cross of your beloved Son.

Oh my heavenly Father, you that hear the prayers of the afflicted, distressed, mournful, desolate, and troubled souls.

You see that I have become repentant of the life I once lead. Save me, Lord, before it is too late, for I repent and have strayed from the life I once lived.

Now ask for the aid and intercession of the Sailor spirits. Tell them about your sufferings and ask who you can aid in helping them elevate and progress in both the light and the name of God. Puerto-Rican Vodou, or Sanse, is all about mutual benefit under the benediction of God.  

My temple has several Sailor spirits who come down and mount during services. They have very distinct methods of blessing and cleansing during our ceremonies. However, specifics are for temple members and attendees only. The importance of the Court of the Sailors cannot be overstated. The Court of the Sailors should receive regular service to keep you spiritually clean and protected. The Commission of the Sailors spirits are some of the fiercest and most stalwart defenders one can have. My enemies and the enemies of Sanse found that out the hard way, so will yours. 

Ayibobo

-Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batallas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow.

Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batalas is a world-renown circus trained Strongman, Occultist, Martial Artist, Remote-Viewer, Psychic Investigator, researcher, Voudou and Palo Mayombe Priest, author, activist, and adventurer. Spiritual Father of the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles, and offers services through his Online Shop. Papa Machete welcomes all people, of any race, gender, orientation, or ability. His only conditions are that you love God, love humanity, and are willing to stand for what is truly right, not just what is popular.

This is a strange turn of events. I was sent links to four online metaphysical shops this last weekend operated by individuals all either claiming some sort of relationship with me, or straight-up copying and pasting content from my old online shop to add to theirs. They thought I'd never notice. I did swear off running an online shop after all the attempts at sabotage by jealous idiots who...for some reason...are no longer around either. I wonder what that might be about. Well...dog will hunt.

Love me or hate me, my content and my style is 100% me and is in no way duplicatable. People can imitate and do impressions, sometimes even really good ones, but duplicate? Never. I am one of a kind who has unquestionably changed the face of occultism forever and I am willing to help you find your own one of a kind nature to do the same. Truly powerful people are not afraid to show others how to be strong also. My rivals do not even know what strength except for when I've let them have a taste of it with the back of my hand.

In response, I have relaunched my storefront.

Papa Machete's Magic Shop

https://papamachetesmagicshop.com/

I have also cleaned up my blog specifically on Puerto-Rican Vodou.

Temple of the Machete Blog

https://templeofthemachete.blogspot.com

Take a spin and let me know what you think. More services and information will be added on a regular basis.

Ayibobo

-Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batallas

The Machete leads way and defends all who follow.

Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batalas is a world-renown circus trained Strongman, Occultist, Martial Artist, Remote-Viewer, Psychic Investigator, researcher, Voudou and Palo Mayombe Priest, author, activist, and adventurer. Spiritual Father of the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles, and offers services through his Online Shop. Papa Machete welcomes all people, of any race, gender, orientation or ability. His only conditions are that you love God, love humanity and are willing to stand for what is truly right, not just what is popular.

Three lines of New World Voudo but one fight for humanity!

New World Voudou is religion founded in the Diaspora. Haitian Voudou is best known, but there are three primary lines of Voudou. Dominican, Haitian, and Puerto Rican. All three lines of New World Voudou are monotheistic. God is absolute, ineffable, flawless, and eternal. In Haiti, God is Papa Bondye, in Dominican and Puerto Rican lines, God is Papa Bon Dios. They are the same God; only the French and Spanish languages denote a difference.

Voudou is a spiritual counter to the institution of slavery. For humanity to advance, the keeping of slaves (a world-wide practice) needs to be globally outgrown. In the Diaspora, the forced culmination of cultures, namely African, European, and Native Islander created a perfect storm. All three cultures had a societal elite who engaged in selling their people as slaves. All three cultures had people who experienced the horrors of this trade. All three cultures came to mingle on the Island of Hispanola (Haiti/Dominican Republic) and right next door the Island of Puerto Rico.

The spiritual practices of each culture came to bear against one another. But instead fighting for dominance, an act of divine intercession occurred. All three divinities merged and found that cooperative action is best of the survival of their respective people.

In my lineage of Voudou, there is a story which best describes this situation. Other houses have the iconography, but they do not seem to know the story. Out of love and respect for Voudou, I will share the story to once and for all erase the notion Voudou is only for certain people.  In Dominican Voudou and Puerto Rican Voudou, the image of Our Lady of Charity hovering over three men in a boat is a prevalent one. But ask who those men are, and you likely will draw blank stares and cryptic answers.

They are the Three-Johns. Black John, Indio John, and White John. Representatives of the Africans, the Natives, and the Europeans cultures. They find themselves all in the same boat as slaves. None of them asked to be there, none of them want to be there, and none of them particularly like one another. The only thing they share is the desire to go home. All three men are paddling in a different direction, each towards their respective homeland.

A storm blows in, and the ocean gets choppy.  Each John rows harder and harder, but still, the boat goes nowhere. Each John begins to pray in their native tongue for divine intercession. A woman appears above them, and the storm calms. Black John sees her as Yemaya. Indio John sees her as Attaberia, and White John recognizes Mother Mary. None of them are wrong.

Our Lady of Charity tells the Three-Johns they can never return to the world they once knew. However, they could go home in the New World, but only together. The skies clear, and the New World, the shore of the Americas lay insight. They begin to paddle in the same direction not just as three men but now as three brothers.

New Word Voudou was born, one-third African, one-third Indio, and one-third European. Anyone saying that New World Voudou is only for certain people is ignorant of the religion. They do not speak for the Loa, The Cemis, the Saints or any of the 21 Commissions of Spirits. No way do they speak for God! New World Voudou belongs to the New World and all its people. There is no chosen race, and there is no chosen one. God's chosen people are all people.

God, PapaBon Dios, or Papa Bondye is a mystery which is simply beyond human comprehension. Therefore God delegates power, in a descending hierarchical fashion, to beings who we can comprehend. In New World Voudou, there are three beings, or Loa, which are the closest to God that humans can understand and to us appear directly under God. All three Loa have direct ties to the sun of our solar system and operate on a cosmic level.

They are:

Gran Solier is the light of the sun.
Gran Toro Sentao is the heat of the sun.
Gran Simbi Rey Del Agua also known as King Monlinu, is the sun's light sparkling on the waters.

Only in the most exceedingly rare circumstance would they directly intervene in human affairs. It is a near certainty they would not directly communicate with humans either, as humans are not advanced enough to make sense of their language. These Loa speak through other Loa. Loa who have the ears to hear them and the tongue to communicate to humans.  That is not to say Gran Solier, Gran Simbi or Gran Toro are not reachable by prayers, it just goes chain of command and similarly back down.

We can see the Three Brothers, the Three Johns, as a microcosm to the macrocosm of Three Gran Loa.

Gran Solier-White John-European Culture
Gran Toro Sentao- Black John-African Culture
Gran Simbi Rey Del Aqua- Indio John-Indo Culture

It is through the will of God and transmissions of there three powerful Gran Loa that New World Voudou came into being. Going a step further, we can see the difference between these transmissions as the crystallized up the material plane, each with the same mission, but in its specific way.

Gran Toro Sentao

Haitian Voudou is most certainly the purest transmission of Gran Toro Sentao, the most African in tradition and line of Voudou where animal sacrifices are most common. It was from Gran Toro Sentao the mighty Petro Loa where born. The Petro answered the call for revolution against tyranny and demanded the blood of former slaver masters as payment for the petition.

Gran Solier

Dominican Voudou is the transmission of Gran Solier. European spiritist practices of Alan Kardec and the Mes Blanca or White Table serving as the foundation for Dominican Voudou. A backdrop for the prismatic spray of 21 colors, each containing the specific frequency for a particular Division of Loa. The oldest of the three lines of New World Voudou, Dominican or 21 Divisions Voudou, gave the order of hierarchy for its younger siblings.

Gran Simbi Rey del Agua

Puerto Rican Voudou, also known as Sanse, is guided and influenced most strongly by Gran Simbi Del Agua or King Molinu. Also seen as Yo-Cha-Hu, the Great Sky Father of the Taino peoples and head of the Cemi, the spirits of the Taino. In Sanse there is not only the Divison of the Indio headed by the Indo Loa Tinjo Alawe but the Commission of the Indio Spirits. The Cemi are honored side by side with the Loa and the Saints. Puerto Rican Voudou adopted much from Taino spiritual practices. The enlisting of Tobacco as a spiritual emissary, blowing a conch shell to call the spirits and making clay or gourd pots to house and honor the dead. The practice of Indio and Creole spiritism, a more informal method of spiritism is also employed, asking for Cordon, or protection of the Indio and Creole spirits specifically.





These three specific transmissions of New World Voudou allow the religion to serve as many people as possible. Each person has a unique frequency and will better resonate with one of the three transmissions of New World Voudou over the others. All three serve as launchpads for spiritual growth and evolution, and all three are open to all peoples.

I am a priest of Puerto-Rican Voudou, Sanse, 7 Loa, and 21 Commissions under God. My First Godfather with whom I spent 20 years was a Houngan Asogwe, highest level priest of Haitian Voudou. He died in 2009, and due to political turmoil in Haiti and travel bans by the State Dept, I was never able to Kanzo, or initiate into Haitian Voudou, in Haiti. My Godfather walks with me as a power Ghede Loa, a mentor, advisor, and protector.  Through his influence, the spicy flavor of Haitian Voudou blends beautifully with the powerful Puerto Rican line of Voudou I have inherited.

The Loa love humanity, despite our faults and flaws, they see the depth of love we are capable of.  God is the master of us all, a master which gives us the ability to change what we do not like and learn from our sufferings. When a man screams at God, "how could you let this happen," God cries back, "how could you let that happen." We are not powerless, and we are not meant to be victims. God's power and divinity run through us all. We create a heaven or a hell on earth, individually and collectively, with each movement and with each breath.

The Loa says the more we recognize God in each other, the more we can come to know God, both individually and collectively. If God's mission is that we all go to Heaven, it cannot be accomplished until we all see God in each other. Each of us builds Heaven for ourselves, individually and collectively.  Thus we are all in Heaven with God, eventually.

New World Voudou is a rare treasure, like the Christian Jesus, it was born in the most humble and expected of places. Just as the Christian Jesus, New World Voudou has been hated and persecuted by the ruling powers of the day. They fear New World Voudou's proven power to not only sparkle revolution but topple tyrants.  New World Voudou is not a slave religion. New World Voudou is a religion of former slaves, slaves who ripped their freedom back and even served the hand which held it from them.

The Petro Loa were essential in the most successful slave revolt in modern human history. But that was just Haiti, the entire earth and all her people suffer under the rule of elite slave masters. The Loa are ready to begin a campaign of a global slave revolt. No matter what transmission of New World Voudou resonates with you best, I hope I see you on the front lines. There is a battle for total human freedom and spiritual evolution, and just like in Haiti, the Loa mean to be victorious.

*Be sure the check the date of this blog post because you are certain to hear what I just posted from others who steal from my blogs in an attempt to gain even a modicum of credibility...and honestly can you blame them?

Ayibobo

Papa Machete que gana todas las batalas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow.

Papa Machete gue gana todas las batalas.

Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batalas is a world-renown circus trained Strongman, Occultist, Martial Artist, Remote-Viewer, Psychic Investigator, researcher, Voudu and Palo Mayombe Priest, author, activist, and adventurer. Spiritual Father of the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles, Papa Machete welcomes all people, of any race, gender, orientation or ability. His only conditions are that you love God, love humanity and are willing to stand for what is truly right, not just what is popular, especially in this twisted and cowardly society of self-entitled weaklings.

Chinese Martial Arts Baguazhang: Bear

Gen or the Mountain trigram expresses both the energy and birth order of the youngest son. He is outwardly the least active of the sons. He is often considered introspective and obstinate. His act of defiance is the action of seemingly non-action, holding firm, and planting himself in one spot. The youngest son possesses elemental attributes of wet and solid earth. Muddy and heavy, draining the energy out of anyone trying slog past him or thick and impassable, becoming a massive wall that cannot be scaled.

The youngest son has the size and incredible strength of his father the Lion but not Lion’s aggressive manner. While he is unquestionably stronger than his two brothers, he does not have Dragon’s stellar athletism nor Snake’s fluid speed. The youngest son hopes his size and strength will deter attackers. However, when pressed, he is a formidable opponent capable of utilizing his inherent nature with fantastic skill.

In the physical dimension and Chinese cultural context, his traits culminate in the Bear. The Bear is a resilient creature who prefers to be left alone, But if need be, Bear roots himself between his enemies and victory. Bear will never budge or give an inch, no matter what. He is the giant rock all others will eventually break themselves against.

The Gen or Mountain trigram of the I-Ching is comprised of one yang line supported by two yin lines. Comparing Mountain trigram to the human body, the upper yang line expresses an exceptionally fixed and uncompromising mind. The two lower yin lines show an upper and lower body, which are loose and soft but also dense and powerful.


The invisible middle pillar of the Mountain trigram is the spine flanked by ribs. Bear trains how to develop a stable and robust backbone, not unlike a central pole holding up a giant circus tent. He teaches us to allow our flesh to hang from our skeleton as a thick heavy leather coat hangs from a rack. Such practice eventually thickens one’s bones increasing health and vitality by packing energy into the body’s deepest hollows and then moving outward. Our outward expanding energy field is linked to our consciousness. Bear can become movable but also so acutely perceptive he boarder lines on pre-cognition.

Bear’s military strategy is consolidation and fortification. He is not a conqueror like his father the Lion or his brother the Dragon is; neither is he a highly maneuverable skirmisher like his brother Snake. Bear is a fortress. He holds his ground and defends, waiting for his opponent to overreach. Bear is like carrying a fly swatter and waiting for the wasp to land. When the window of opportunity presents its self, Bear unleashes devastating, and quality of life-altering, attacks.

Bear enjoys blocking his enemy’s progress as well as their escape. He likes to lean on them, crushing them with his size and stature. Bear exhausts his opponents, wears them down, and breaks them. His attacks jar, and rock his attackers breaking their bones and collapsing their internal cavities. Bear’s strikes have the nasty habit of seizing up the lungs, stopping the heart, rupturing eardrums, or the spleen or the liver and fill the stomach cavity with bile and blood.

Bear’s attacks are sudden, harsh, and stiff. He favors mid and short-range attacks with his hands. Relying on swatting, backhanding, and thrusting techniques. He is an outstanding wrestler, mauling his opponent like his father, the Lion. Bear tactics are sealing his enemy’s windpipe with throat grabs which is a step up for hip tossing or bull-rushing (called pancaking in America) — stepping on his opponent’s foot when he knocks them backward causing significant pain and injury to ligaments. Also, “turning the back” methods, a way to generate torque in close quarters fighting but not losing your ground. Bear excels in using hip tosses, body locks, and trips. Bear looks to overcrowd the aggressor while jamming and stuffing their attacks.

Like his father and his brothers, Bear is heavy-handed, but instead of limbs, he like Snake seeks to pulverize the opponent’s body. However Bear, like Dragon, is an adept counter striker. Bear stomps and stamps on his attacker’s feet and ankles seldom kicking higher than the knee. Bear demonstrates his power in how, like his father the Lion, he violently strikes to collapses the windpipe, temples, orbital bones, chest or stomach cavity of his attacker, and then crashing down on them as they lay gasping for air or crippled with pain, to finish them off.

Bear dominates space with frightening efficiency. Using Bear strategies, I control fights with Boxers (Western and Thai), as well as MMA fighters employing superior ring or cage tactics. The Bear doesn’t chase his opponents. He stalks them down or forces them to go on the offensive. Mountain trigram is about stubborn obstinance. Eventually, opponents get tired of running and are forced to advance, or maneuver themselves into a corner, and I give them no way out. When the opponent is stuck, exhausted, and frustrated, turning them into hamburger is a very reasonable request. Upon taking an exceeding stiff shot to their solar-plexus, finding themselves cornered with their lungs seizing up and me coming down on them like an avalanche, smart fighters concede rather than risk me ending their careers or worse.

Excellent Bear shape and a SNAZZY dresser!

Holding the Bear shape, while integrating it with circle walking, creates a robust blood-oxygen mix, circulating blood and energy throughout the major channels but in particular the spleen, giving benefit to the whole body, sending power throughout the limbs, adding color to the face and significantly increasing overall vitality, promoting youthful air and appearance.

In the spiritual dimension, practicing the Bear summons forth greater tranquility and intuition, as well as the beneficial attention of this easy-going but protective creature. The upper body shape is both a specific frequency and transmitter, while the duress in the legs acts as the power to broadcast said particular frequency. Daoist circle walking creates a portal by defining the radius of the wuji or void within the physical world.

Holding the Bear shape and meditating on its qualities while circle waking, entices the Bear spirit to draw near, thereby making it aware of you, and placing yourself in its amazing purvey.

Those who have found Bear’s favor (through sustained and committed practice) will discover that the progress of their enemies halted, they will find themselves enjoying more excellent stability and inner peace as well as steady increases of health and creature comforts. Lastly, both demons and harmful ghosts will find their path to you fraught with obstacles and unable to reach you unless you invite them first.

Ayibobo

-Papa Machete que gana todas las batallas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow 

Baguazhang’s Circle Walking: Pinnacle of Physical/Astral high-performance integrational exercise: Part 1

What circle walking metaphysically looks and feels like.

For an esoteric principle to be valid and therefore authentic, it must work on all levels. It needs to resonate across and cause response from all dimensionalities. There is no such thing as purely mental or strictly physical techniques within legitimate esoterism. The mechanic of the principle is required not only to invoke but involve the holy trinity- mind, body, and spirit.

Directing our attention to the Wudang Mountains, we find the Daoist holy lands, comprised of 72 peaks (an auspicious number to be sure) and launch pad for the ascension of numerous immortals, deities and other supernatural beings. Here we enter a secluded world of authentic mysticism, and within its vault of secrets, the practice of Daoist circle walking (Baguazhang’s signature training method) is one of its most prized treasures.

Wudang Mountain and Daoist Temples. BEAUTIFUL!  The Daoist holy land sure beat the fuck out of “Mecca.”

A cornerstone of the Daoist belief is the earth mirrors the Heavens, or, “earth follows the mandate of Heaven.” The precession of the stars and planets, as well as celestial events, are the result of divine precision. The wise observe the earth being receptive to the happenings above and then yield to and reflect the mandate of Heaven themselves.

It is considered beneficial to be in harmony with, move -like, mimic qualities of, and adopt the positioning of Heaven and Earth. One should cultivate and internalize the expressions of power around him or herself, looking to nature (nature as the natural disposition of the universe expressed through creation) as the supreme teacher. Internal Feng-Shui only corrects and empowers external Feng-Shui.

Daoist circle walking reflects the positioning of celestial bodies to one another and the circumambulations of the small around the big. The Daoists not only sussed that the earth orbited the sun before the Greeks, but went a step further and emulated it by mimicking a satellite circling the gravitational field of a more massive object. This pull and drag effect stimulates cellular ebb and flows within us, which is not unlike the moon influencing tides. Over time this practice restores our north/south pole magnetic balance by re-aligning the human axis (in direct relationship with the earth’s axis) known as the spine or Chong-Mai.

Walking is an essential function of living, at least on this planet and in this dimension. The human body was designed to walk and not only that, be benefited from walking. A hidden directive hardwired into our core prodding as to explore and be rewarded for it. The benefits of walking are many, but here are a few major ones:

1. Burns calories

Walking initiates the burning of stored energy, massages the lower intestine and bowls encouraging regular movements.

2. Strengthens cardiovascular and respiratory systems.

Exercise tones the heart and lungs as it requires steady supplies of blood and oxygen.

3. Lowers blood sugar.

Exercise requires energy and sugars burn quickest and first.

4. Eases joint pain.

The on and off pressure felt by the feet during walking creates a pump action circulating synovial fluid through the body. Synovial fluid lubricates joints and warms tendons. This fluid also travels up and down the spine, and I personally believe it is highly conductive of bioelectricity.

5. Boosts immune function.

Supplying your body with steady increases of fresh blood, oxygen, and circulation of nutrients to cells helps to maintain your body’s upkeep regularly. This helps your immune system to put its full energy towards fighting infections, viruses, and diseases while they are still minor, not allowing them to become a severe threat.

6. Boost your energy.

Circulating blood and oxygen along with synovial fluid triggers more effective use of cellular ATP.

7. Improve your mood.

Exercise stimulates the release of dopamine and other painkillers chemicals. This improves feelings of overall well being.

8. Extends your life.

Walking is an aerobic but low impact exercise. This allows for improved and prolonged circulation of bodily fluids and glandular secretions but does not violently jar or break down the body like jogging or running.

9. Tone the legs.

The muscles of the legs are the biggest muscles in the human body. They require a large amount of blood and oxygen. The stronger and more active your legs are the more calories, and nutrient uptake is needed to fuel them.

10. Improved creativity.

The increase in fresh blood, oxygen, and synovial fluid heighten cognitive function, strengthening abstract thinking capabilities.

Tortoise and Snake walking methods.

As we age, we have a tendency to drift apart from those we associated with it. This self-imposed isolation leads to cognitive defects and backslides, lacking social stimulation for our brains to grow or at least maintain a baseline. Inside our body, a similar action is taking place through what is known as “organ drift.”

With age, muscles atrophy quicker, and tendons lose their elasticity if they are not exercised. Excess weight often accumulates in the stomach and gravity starts a downward pull. This pull creates space for internal organs to drift apart from each other. Like us, our internal organs are “social” and do better with fewer degrees of separation.

The rattle and hum of our internal functions is a resonate tone unique to each individual. A personal mantra of sorts. When our organs are near, they synergize and harmonize. However, as they drift apart, each becomes more isolated, more burdened and our resonate tone become weaker. Disease and death soon fill the spaces in between.

The constant strong but gentle twisting and frequent turnings preformed in Daoist circle walking produce a counter against gravity’s downward pull and massages the internal organs. After 3 months of daily circle walking, astounding differences in health can be reported. Detoxification, higher and sustained energy levels, as well as tighter, firmer muscles around the midsection. Circle walking pulls the internal organs back together, strengthening our resonate tone and greater vital is the result.

Both Daoist circle-walking and the martial art of Baguazhang hold the principle of Yin and Yang in the highest regard. All things balance out, whether we know it or want it too. The purpose of adhering to the Dao is finding benefit from the balance out, instead of a detriment. What you do with yin you do in equal measure with yang. Walking the circle eight times counter-clockwise requires eight clockwise in return.

The “mirroring” of movements on the right and left sides of the body has positive and empowering effects on the right and left hemispheres of the brain. Building stronger hemispherical linkage via the corpus callosum. Right and the left hemispheres initiate brain integration and collaborations of each’s respective functions. Opening up avenues of truly unlimited potential in terms of creativity, problem-solving, and intuition.

How the body twists during circle walking, especially while holding the most commonly seen upper body shape, the Dragon or more correctly the Dragon’s Heart, has a profound effect on the Coeliac Ganglion otherwise known as the Solar-Plexus. The Solar-Plexus is regarded as a grand-central station for bio-electrical and Automatic Nervous System (ANS) impulses. A mass of nerve tissue seated above the upper abdomen and branching throughout the upper to lower toro. The Solar-Plexus connects the spine with the brain to the vagus nerve and the stomach. It regulates adrenal flow, blood pressure, manages pain, and a host of other vital systems.

BK assuming one of the best and most weaponized Dragon Body postures ever. I met him once and was lucky enough to have him show me a “big man’s” Dragon as well as one of the most lethal palm change sequences I’ve seen…and used. I practice it DAILY. 

The unique way in which the internal mechanic of Daoist circle walking joins the solar center of the person to the solar center, or just the center, of the circle; opens and closes the Solar-Plexus, allowing it to stretch and flex. In the same way, running defragmentation protocol and regularly installing software upgrades to your computer makes it run smoother and more efficiently, exercising your Solar-Plexus increase it’s longevity and output.

Daoist circle walking has a potent Parasympathetic effect on the body, which means it counters the Sympathetic hindering action which the majority of people are needlessly under the prolonged influence of.

The Eyes
Sympathetic: Dilated, better to see when frightened.
Parasympathetic: Constricted, no threat.

Heart Rate
Sympathetic: Frightened and anxious, needs more oxygen and glucose to pump faster.
Parasympathetic: Feels safe and confident, no need for to irregular or increased heart rate.

Hand Temperature
Sympathetic: Cold. The blood is drawn in away from the extremities and saved for the heart and brain as in survival mode.
Parasympathetic: Warm. The body does not feel it is in survival mode. Blood flows freely and unrestricted.

Sleep
Sympathetic: Anxiety, insomnia, and restlessness.
Parasympathetic: Deep and restful sleep.

Male Sexual function
Sympathetic: Inability to achieve an erection.
Parasympathetic: Full erection.

Female sexual function
Sympathetic: Inability to lubricate.
Parasympathetic: Promotes lubrication.

The martial art of Baguazhang takes directly from the Daoist circle walking, mimicking the movements of celestial bodies in the medium of earthly powers, or emulations, such as walking like a tortoise or a snake. The different types of walking produced different effects in the body and coupled with specific upper body postures, the result could be powerful indeed.

The emphasis of Daoist circle walking is assuming and maintaining an upper body posture, not upper body movements, per-say. The pose is held as if an action is about to occur. This enlivens the otherwise static position, giving the mind, body, and spirit a chance to intermingle within it. Primming for all actions which could eventually follow.

The employing of Daoist walking and Baguazhang will, without question, produce and promote a high degree of full-body muscularity. However, it is the overall promotion of muscularity, which takes center stage. Engaging in regular Baguazhang practice and also participating in heavy but basic strength training will build more useful muscle quicker than lifting weight alone. Legs, however, are another matter. The healthy constraint placed on the legs from Baguazhang practic forges exceedingly athletically muscular, and injury resistant legs.

Baguazhang practice at a Daoist temple on Wudang mountain. Damn, I am doing that next life. 

From the perspective of the physical world, Daoist circle walking makes sense. It is aerobic, honing an essential life skill, enhances endurance, improves athleticism, and promotes both flexibility and strength. Baguazhang is a supremely capable martial art combining fluid combination striking with deviously clever wrestling and fast-paced maneuverable footwork. However, the betterment of physicality alone is not enough to be considered a legitimate esoteric practice. There remain the mind and spirit, and both of which I will cover in part 2.

*I am currently working on what will be the most user-friendly and comprehensive Baguazhang video series to date to be released via Vimeo. Complete practice, strength training, combat applications of the most dependable and ruthless variety as well as beginner to advanced spiritual development all practiced at the SAME time.

I have scoured the internet and found only a small hand full of good Baguazhang. Many of these teachers only do high priced seminars now. The rest are utter frauds. If you are eager to get started (and I don’t blame you if you are) here is a link to a decent break down of circle walking and single and double palm changes. The stance and walking demonstrated are solid enough that I feel comfortable endorsing this video for the beginning of someone’s circle walking practice.

Be mindful of your knees and lower back.  Everything below your solar-plexus (unless engaging in palm changes) should be facing the direction you are walking. Only your solar-plexus and above should orientate towards the center of the circle you are walking.

Here is the video Dragon Body Bagua.

Ayibobo

Papa Machete que gana todas las batallas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow. 

Papa Machete is a near 30-year student of the Chinese Daoist martial art known as Baguazhang. Inherited from the Wong family, he has successfully used this fast, fluid and ferocious martial art to protect himself and others from elements of the 1990’s gang culture, from Neo-Conservative nutbags during the Bush-era nightmare while being followed home from 9-11 Truth movements and early 2000s Tea-Party rallies (before the co-opting). Most recently Papa Machete has used Dragon, Tiger, Lion, and Hawk body Baguazhang methods to literally mangle the vile idiot left and its agents. Stepping in to put Antifa and Satanic/Nazi-themed paramilitary on the ground, or under it (as the situation dictated), when they attacked the elderly, woman or engaged in terrorist activities against this country.

Transition to Phase 2 PUBLIC Isaac Kappy ritual: Protection and Retribution for Isaac Kappy and Yourself.

Phase 1 of our "Isaac Kappy PUBLIC ritual: Twenty-one-day Spiritual Liberation and Elevation for yourself and Isaac Kappy with Loa Met Agwe and the Court of Sailors" has been completed. As of last night (June 1st, 2019), the spirit of Isaac Kappy has been liberated from his forced Earthbound state.

Dangerous Ceremonial Occultists of what is most easily termed "Illuminati," were actively turning Isaac Kappy into a servitor spirit, a spiritual slave.  However, with the aid and intercession of God the Father, the Mother, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, the seven Chief Loa and the 21 Commissions of spirits, as well as those of you who are supporters, we have undone the efforts of the Illuminati and created the opportunity for Isaac Kappy's soul to escape.

However, we are not done. We need to work not only for Isaac's protection but our own. We also need to work for retribution and justice for Isaac Kappy. What my intention here is to bring his killers to justice and bring calamity to those involved. Why? Judgment must be delivered, and a message sent that we will not tolerate such actions. Retribution needs to occur to deter future crimes, and show actions have consequences. These monsters do not think they will face retaliation for the atrocities they commit. Let us prove them wrong.

Commander Jones "I have not yet begun to fight!"

This week we are transitioning from the Admiral Loa Met Agwe and the Court of Sailors to the General Loa Ogun Balendjo and the Court of the Saints. However, before that, my Temple will be welcoming a powerful new ally coming through the Court of the Sailors, Naval legend and American war hero John Paul Jones. Commander Jones came through to me via a vivid lucid dream. He has pledged he will fight, protect, and secure good fortunes for members of my Temple.  In welcoming Commander Jones, I will be honoring him for the next 7 days.

I will also be offering the General Loa Ogun Balendjo an early 1900s cavalry saber to fight for and protect our Temple with as well as lead a charge on the Illuminati, bring justice to Isaac Kappy's killers and ruin to those who orchestrated his murder.

If you have already donated, you are in. However, for those who would also like to help make this work stronger and even longer lasting, please read through the following tiers and see to what you are called.

Ogun Balendjo!

Tier 1: $10 donation has a request made on your behalf for blessing and protection of Commander Jones and the Court of the Sailors in the form of a white candle for all seven days.

Tier 2: $20 donation merits all the benefits of the previous tier but also, you will be named every one of the 21 days and included in prayers which are not public (all for your spiritual progress and protection). Also intuitively feel out which of the Loa:

1. Ogun Balendjo (Army General)
2. Tinjo Alawe (Indio Chief)

from whom you would like their direct blessings from, and I will make an offering on your behalf to them.

Tier 3: $40 donation merits all the benefits of previous tiers but also sets you directly in front of either the Court of the Indios or Court of the Saints.  Offerings are made, and prayers are given on your behalf for 21 days to the Court of your choosing.  No Court is better or stronger than the other. It is a matter of vibration and frequency. If the Indios call to you louder than the Saints or vice versa, go with whichever your intuition sways you to.

Tier 4: $60 donation merits all the benefits of previous tiers, but you now can ask for the blessings of both Loa and spiritual Courts. You can also have me throw the shells (just as I did in the video) on five yes or no questions, of any topic you wish.

Tier 5: $80 donation merits all the benefits of previous tiers, but also includes a MAJOR offering to one Loa and spirit Court of your choice. You may ask for a specific boon and blessing, which is directly specific to your life's circumstances and needs.  Please include this request in your message. You may send an additional five yes or no questions to be asked, to a total of ten.

Tier 6: $100 donation merits all the previous tiers; however, Ogun Balnedjo and Tinji Alawe and the Court of the Indios and Saints spiritual receive offerings from you. Also, MAJOR offerings to both spirits Courts will be given on your behalf. You will also receive a specialty prepared candle for one of the two Loa to work with them further after this main work is done (include your choice and shipping address).

Tier 7: $120 donation merits all previous tiers, but now all offerings to the Loa and the spiritual Courts are now MAJOR offerings.  You will also receive a protective amulet made on the point of all three Loa.

Donations accepted here!

If you have ever wanted to be part of a righteous and robust spiritual temple, full of truly amazing people, then please consider joining our temple!

Ayibobo

Papa Machete que gana todas las batallas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow.