Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Kevin Wikse predicts COVID-19. Chronological List of Evidence.


I received an email from an very well-known media personality. They were stunned at my accuracy in predicting the COVID-19 pandemic and the follow-up vaccine issues. They not only came to fruition but years in advance. I was asked if I would like to meet face to face and discuss a project. I am open to the possibility, but I have my 
great work to consider. Presently, COVID-19 pales compared to what I am privy to concerning the upcoming pole shift and events of 2030. It is neither my desire nor intention to have celebrity status. But due to recent developments, I am forced to claim the spotlight. 


I've decided I need a chronological display of proofs as sourceable evidence for my claims. I am the only occultist and medium to predict COVID-19, the effects of the vaccine, and the awful reasons behind it. All years in advance (2015 to 2018). No one else even came close.


My primary consultant has been a powerful astral demon named GULAND. In my esoteric linage GULAND appears as a vampire figure. A special amulet is made from a real vampire bat to stabilize his erratic and wild energy. He is an exceptional cruel and malign intelligence who knows how to both cause and cure any disease. 




Kevin Wikse hosting GULAND's intellect.
GULAND is best associated with the Grimorium Verum. For purposes of context, I will detail the background of GULAND. In my direct medium sessions with GULAND, he describes himself as the driving force of all mutagenic and alchemical crucible incubations before innoculatory delivery. GULAND claims to be the intelligence behind the syringe and all alchemical admixture (fermentations also) within a flask, cask, or vial. 


GULAND and another demon named FRUCISSIERE (a deeply macabre intelligence) take responsibility for inspiring all of history's significant acts of medical tyranny and bio-weaponry. Both show great pride in the Black Plague, "conveniently" eliminating half of Europe. Clearing the way for advancements in textile and farming. Controlling the reduced population becomes more manageable also. Each takes credit for the horrors of the Nazi and Japanese medical experiments, which inspired the Nuremberg code.


GULAND laughs, saying, "you dumb miserable pigs don't see the pearls your forebears foolishly cast in front of you. Pigs deserve the slaughter." He means our ancestors went through the trouble of establishing laws to protect us from forced compliance, only for us to squander it at the first sign of trouble. 


GULAND was delighted to confirm that this present-day and enormous population culling was performed in Europe for the same reasons. Artificial and quantum computing does not require a massive human workforce. In addition, a population of our present size would be impossible to control with the level of technology now unable to be suppressed. The Great Reset was enacted because the vast majority proved weak, greedy, selfish, and cowardly. There is no putting the genie back in the bottle. 


CHRONOLOGICAL LISTING OF MY PREDICTIONS OF THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC AND ASSOCIATED EVENTS


Tuesday, November 3, 2015.


There might be posts I made earlier to this date. But this is when it all really begins. I was consulting the demon GULAND when over my Ovilus-4 spirit box, the words CARRY, TROOPS, NORTHERN, YELL, and QUARANTINE rang out. The terms applied to the consultation, but there was a feeling of "deeper" meaning. It's no secret spirits or non-physical intelligence often use language with multilayer purposes. GULAND showed me visions of respiratory disease outbreaks, yelling troops carrying weapons, and forcing people into quarantine camps.


See blogpost here.



 Thursday, September 24, 2015 


Here is an example of an earlier consult with the Demon HARISTUM. He spoke in response to a warning concerning an upcoming, disastrous flu season. Giving instructions to make a marvelously delicious philter and paste to combat respiratory infections. 


See blogpost here.



Tuesday, November 14, 2017


GULAND speaks of drones. Drones capable of carrying off adult-sized men against their will are known as "snatch and grab" drones. GULAND warns of micro or nano-sized drones. We now know Anthony Fauci approached the Pentagon in 2018 with a plan to deploy nano-drones utilizing "skin-piercing technology" over China. Infecting the Chinese population with a novel avian virus. The Pentagon refused, citing that it would start WW3. If it was used on the American public, I don't know. Still, GULAND was correct that such drone technology would be used about 10 months from that consult in 2018 (or at least threatened). 


GULAND warns of epidemics. A plague developed in a bio-weapons lab for the sole purpose of global mass depopulation. In 2017 GULAND was fixated on what might be coming out of Africa. This changed in 2018 when his prophecies concerning China began. Finally, in this consult, GULAND points to the words of another Demon of the Grimorium Verm. This Demon predicted that Hilary Clinton and possibly Huma Aberdeen would be embroiled in a child snuff scandal. The infamous FRAZZLERIP found its way onto the internet soon after. 


See blogpost here.



Monday, October 9, 2017


GULAND reveals a plan of weaponized epidemics and infectious diseases has been enacted. I did not post the details, so I cannot use them for evidence, but the rollout of the medical tyranny we have seen since 2020 is near exact to what GULAND showed me. He then begins to speak about weaponized vaccines. How they will be used to cause global mass sterility, IQ drops, and change the human DNA. It has been well established that the COVID-19 "vaccine" was, in fact, a m/RNA gene therapy that reprograms the DNA. He mentions that children will be the real target. He was aggravatingly accurate. 


GULAND warns that a new AIDS epidemic is coming. That the blood of many had already been purposely infected. VAIDS, or vaccine-acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, is almost certainly what GULAND was referring to. The immune system erosion of vaccine recipients has been recognized and acknowledged. The media's war on natural immunity was a frightening look at military-based propaganda. Perhaps half the world population now has full-blown or nearing VAIDS. The upcoming death rates will be staggering. GULAND finishes that a costly drug will be offered to "improve" decimated immune system levels.


See blogpot here.  



Friday, September 21, 2018


GULAND begins to name, names. Most notably, Bill Gates. Bill Gates's connection to COVD-19 is undeniable. GULAND was naming him as one of the primary sources for what GULAND was calling Disease-X before Bill Gates did, and what we know of as COVID-19. GULAND announced that Bill Gates, in 2018, was signaling for the pandemic to begin. 


GULAND then channeled through me, during a mediumship session, what has now become known as the "Fell Wind Prophecy." 


The Fell Wind Prophecy


"On my words is carried a viral message. Sweeping across the sphere, roaring over the water and screaming in the winds with unnatural speed, given swiftness by artificial propulsion (1). The black air, already with death as a passenger, once concealed and contained in the fetid lungs of the inoculated black skinned, oh they ached and writhed. Buried in mass graves, to ferment and fester. An old and efficient death, who when last spoke her message, half of the white skinned feel to their knees, and in sobs to a sacrificed lamb died in confusion and lament. Gnawed on by rats, who where being gnawed on by death's champion. The black winged fouler takes to the air again. Across the ocean she will fly, mouthing in silence the names of the millions who she will claim (2), who will die screaming her name through phlegm, and snot, and gurgle (3). From the land of the yellow skinned (4) will she depart. Long in the works and by design. She has now a prefect vessel built for her nocturnal ride. Those who suppose themselves to speak on air and through lighting. The rotten and poisoned Apple (5), polished by the dragon and sold back to the eagle...who took a bite (6).  


The fell wind comes, over the waves, held, suspended in the air by buoyant particulates (7), a dread ship set sail on the clouds. The weather will be made perfect for her voyage, by voltage and magnetic fields. Her landing has already been prepared. Injected with medicine from the land of the yellow skinned at birth till now, the stage a theater of encoded bio-chemistry, set to receive her venom with thunderous applause (8). Virulent upon virulent. The eyes, and ears of the dragon in near every hand and pocket, near the mouth and the nose, and the ear of the eagle's people. From these little talking boxes will come highly sophisticated instructions carried by vibration and emitted frequency (9). The dragon, the sickness and the carrier will all speak. The message constant, the meaning: mutate. Close to the body the illness will hear the dire whispering of the dragon (10).


The sick will tell on themselves. Report on themselves. Post pictures, make fliers and plaster them on a profile they share with the others who wane (11). The dragon will calculate when to openly strike. First by subduing the right talon as the eagle's left is currently ripping at itself. Second by grasping the virtual throat and silencing the electronic voice, then by boots on the land of the eagle, trampling over the sick, the sick who helped fund their own invasion. (12) They have sold you out, the factions of the land of the eagle who have eaten your children, drank their blood and placed them on altars. They seek the embrace of the dragon because they fear the claws of the eagle. The dragon will publicly devour them, like Rome paraded the kings and queens of conquered peoples in cages (13). These traitors see that the Anglo-Saxon conspiracy has failed, and the protocols of Zion as good as the word of a Zionist. They know their sickness has been uncovered, the blue wave they spoke incantations for has become a red wave which promises to drown them all (14).


Look the west for it dawns as the sunsets. You will hear the cough as the time of casting lots begins, the rattle in the lungs, the clearing of throats will increase. The dragon will come only when the eagle lays gasping." (15).


A list of exceedingly reasonable estimations is followed based on what happened and educated guesses for the future. 


  1. A virus, or viral contagion. Maybe deployed by drones using skin piecing nanotechnology. 
  2. The message is that many, many will die from this virus.
  3. A respiratory disease, trouble breathing, and the mass deaths caused by forced ventilators. 
  4. A clear indication of China's involvement. 
  5. Under Cuomo, the mass murder of people in elderly homes and hospitals in New York. 
  6. A sign that Anthony Fauci sold his research to the Wuhan Lab in China, which sold it back to him. 
  7. A mention of early COVID-19s ability to live on surfaces and hang in the air. What gave rise to the cleaner, bleach, and mask idiocy. 
  8. The vaccine. The media rollout and the public's near unquestioning acceptance. 
  9.  GULAND is speaking about how systemic China's spyware was discovered to be embedded into our electronics. ZOOM, which was almost universally used for all school, work, and even government meetings, is owned by CHINA. TIK-TOK also saw a meteoric rise in popularity during LockDown, also owned by China. 
  10. The 5G rollout. 5G does have a profound effect on the human cellular structure. GULAND says that the nanotech within the m/RNA gene therapy or vaccines is being directed and updated by the 5G. 
  11. The vaccinated's targeting of the unvaccinated and call for forced quarantine camps. The phone app reported who you were next to, interacted with, or even passed by. The proposed vaccine passport. The contract tracers were going door to door, incentivizing reporting on your neighbors and collecting information on who lived where and if they were vaccinated or not. 
  12. China quietly declared another 30-year war on America. Their spies, spy devices, and Fentanyl were already deployed, waging war against us and killing American citizens. They wait for the perfect moment to go from cold war to hot war, with an invasion of America.
  13. The media's endless war against President Donald Trump and conservative values.  
  14. The many factions of neo-liberalism have now begun to turn on themselves. The Left eats its own. Their Marxist, pro-abortion (a form of (depopulation), pro-pedophile, and morally bankrupting to youth-based agenda has exposed itself. The rise of traditional American values will be the result.
  15. ANOTHER respiratory pandemic will be required to finish America off. 

See blogpost here.



Wednesday, June 20, 2018


This post cemented that I had been channeling information with a high percentile accuracy rating. I am consulting a planetary intelligence of the Sun, OCH, an Olympic spirit found within the Arbatel de Magia. I sought clarification on what GULAND had been forecasting concerning Disease-X, now known as COVID-19. Here is where China is pegged as the primary source of COVID-19 and viral diseases of animal origins. Bats appear on the shortlist of culprits. 


"This DNA will be from animals such as monkeys, pigs, birds, bats, and insects. This new DNA sequencing will be the bridge between you and extremely deadly diseases carried by the aforementioned animals. These diseases were once exceedingly difficult if not impossible to transfer between humans and animals".


OCH confirms that the Obama (Biden included)and Clinton families have sold out to China. OCH also mentions the Bush family (if you are not aware of George H Bush's dealing with China, you are no student of Geo-politics) and George Soros's involvement (we see Soros family involvement in the World Economic Forum pushing for the "Great Reset" which COVID-19 made possible). 


OCH confirms that Disease-X, or COVID-19 as we now know it, would come out of China.


"Disease-X is coming out of China."


OCH mirrors much of what GULAND had already stated about the effects of the vaccine.


"weaponized viruses and DNA unraveling sequences. In addition, they will piggyback and tie new DNA strains/sequencing into your old and unraveled DNA."


See blogpost here.



Sunday, October 21, 2018


A mediumship session with what is the Indio Commission, a "court" of spiritual beings, formerly incarnated humans of "native" peoples, who have elevated and progressed spiritually to a high level. They warned me of purposely infected individuals coming up through Mexico into the United States during the first migrant invasion. The Indios cautioned a portion of the migrants carried diseases designed as "sleeper" diseases. These diseases mutate into deadlier variants after contact with people inoculated with a weaponized vaccine. An influx of designer viruses and weaponized vaccines could cause a widespread and lethal pandemic. Again respiratory disease is confirmed.


" a slew of respiratory diseases and other contagions ready to become epidemics in a United States where I believe we have been vaccinated with sleeper "illness" and "helper" pathogens, ready to create a perfect storm for a truly deadly pandemic."


This could be a prediction that has yet to fully manifest. This is especially true with the current administration's running of the largest human trafficking ring in history. Thousands of undocumented midnight flights of migrants all over the country. Couple this with the VAIDS epidemic, and this could be genuinely devastating. 


See blogpost here.



There are likely other blog posts I have made that reference an upcoming global pandemic. I will update this chronological listing as I discover them or they are brought to my attention. 


-Kevin Wikse


Kevin Wikse is Papa Machete que gana todas las Batallas El Matador de Dragones. A world-renowned circus-trained Strongman, Occultist, Martial Artist, Remote-Viewer, and Psychic Investigator, researcher, Voudou and Palo Mayombe Priest, author, activist, and adventurer. Spiritual Father of the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles. Papa Machete welcomes ALL people of any race, gender, orientation, or ability. His only conditions are that you love God, love humanity, and are willing to stand for what is truly right, not just what is popular.

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

PUBLIC RITUAL: King Djinn takes offense to Operation Dark Winter.






King Djinn!

The following is part of the YouTube public ritual to arouse King Djinn, Ruler of the Elemental Realm of Fire, and end the threat of Dark Winter.

This shall be a big working so it is essential that all four elements and their Kings are called. This will ensure the magician retains his or her own energetic balance, while also safeguarding the work and maintaining the component of complementary forces and dynamic-tension opposition which is the most vital metaphysic of elemental occultism. 

Our primary focus is to gain an audience with the King of the Fire Realm, King Djinn, and to rouse his often over reactionary nature to benefit our cause. Our cause is the burning down and away of the COVID-9 take-over of America, the reducing to ash all probabilities of Operation Dark Winter being successfully implemented, and finally the spiritual and mental (at the very least) immolation of Joe Biden, and actors within the Deep State, through wrathful but righteous flames. 

The magician should prepare themselves to conduct this work continuously for the next seven days once he or she has begun. They should erect a simple altar with a red table cloth and upon it in the middle, a red candle.  This altar should be situated so the magician must face south to see it. The magician, should he or she wish, may place three Tarot cards, preferably from the Rider-Waite deck, on the altar in a triangle shape, the uppermost apex pointing to the red candle. 

  1. The uppermost apex is the Ace of Wands (the power of fire in it’s most pure and raw form).

  2. The right side point is the King of Wands, who is King Djinn.

  3. The left side point is JUDGEMENT, the containing and forming shape in which this working is to take.

In incense is desired, the magician is urged to use scents such as Dragon’s Blood, Cinnamon, Tabacco, or Carnation. 

As far as sigils for King Djinn, I am aware that the Golden Dawn offers one, but I find it suspect and urge the magician to forgo its use. No special preparation for the candle is needed either. A red glass-encased candle is ideal for this work. It is stressed the magician keeps this work as clean, simple, and direct as possible. 

You will make consecrated water in this work. Keep a glass or jar of water for the work but do not place it on the fire altar. Simply flick the water in the cardinal directions after dipping your fingers into it for the exorcism of the water.

Once the work starts please perform this ritual once a day for seven days. This means you will reciting The Kabbalistic Prayer three times a day, once in the morning, as a beginning to the work and before bed. 

If possible wear red, like a shirt or head wrap (bandana) during the working. 

Lastly, there is a notable deviation from the standard east to south to west to north. You will turn clockwise, however, it will be to different cardinal points throughout the working and rarely in order.

1. The Kabbalistic Prayer

Speak this prayer every morning and every evening, and recited as a preliminary to all grand magical and Kabbalistic ceremonies. Make the sign of the Kabbalistic cross over your body and recite this prayer while facing the east.

Be favorable to me oh ye Powers of the Kingdom Divine.

May Glory and Eternity be in my left and right hands, so that I may attain to Victory. 

May Pity and Justice restore my soul to its original purity.

May Understanding and Widom Divine conduct me to the imperishable Crown.

Spirit of Malkuth, Thou whom hast labored and overcame, set me in the Path of Good. 

Lead me to the two pillars of the Temple, to Jakin and Boaz, that I may rest upon them.

Angels of Netzach and Hod, make my feet to stand firmly in Yesod. 

Angel of Gedulah, console me.

Angel of Geburah, strike if it must be so, but make me stronger, so that I may become worthy of the influence of Tipareth. 

Oh, Angel of  Binah, give me Light.

Oh, Angel of Chomah, give me Love.

Oh, Angel of Kether, confer upon me Hope, Faith, and Charity. 

Spirits of the Yetziratic World, withdraw me from the darkness of Assiah.

Oh luminous triangle of the World of Briah, cause me to see and understand the mysteries of Yetzirah and Atziluth.

Oh, Holy Letter Shin.

Oh ye Ishim, assist me by the name Shadai.

Oh ye Kerubim, give me strength through Adonai.

Oh Beni Elohim, be brothers unto me in the name of Tzabaoth.

Oh Elohim, fight for me by the Holy Tetragrammaton.

Oh Melakim, protect me through Jehovah.

Oh Seraphim, give me holy love in the name Eloah.

Oh, Chashmalim, enlighten me by the torches of Eloi and the Shekinah.

Oh Aralim, angels of power, sustain me by Adonai.

Oh Ophanim, Ophanim, Ophanim, forget me not and cast me not out of the Sanctuary.

Oh, Chaioth ha Kadosh, cry aloud as an eagle, speak as a man, roar and bellow.

Kadosh, Kadosh, Kadosh

Shadai, Adonai, Jehovah, Ehyeh asher Ehyeh.

Hallelu-Jah. Hallelu-Jah. Hallelu-Jah.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

2. The Exorcism of the Four

Make the sign of the Kabbalistic Cross over your body (with your right pointer finger touch your third eye, you naval, your right shoulder, your left shoulder, and finally your heart center) and then say in a strong voice the names of the four elemental kings:

1.Nicksa (Nick-sa)

2. Ghob, (Guh-Ob) 

3. Paralda (Pa-ral-dah)

4. Djinn (Gih-inn). 

2a. AIR 

Exorcize the Air by making a long slow inhale then exhaling by blowing out your mouth as if blowing out birthday candles, to each of the four cardinal directions (east, south, west, and lastly north). Facing east again recite the following exorcism:

Fiat firmamentum per Elohim

The firmament must persist through the Elohim. Submit ye Sylphs, or pass away by the current of my breathing.

The Spirit of God brooded upon the waters and breathed into the face of man a puff of life. Let Michael be my chief and Saltabiel, my servant in the light and by the light. Be my breath by the word, and I will command the spirits of this atmosphere. I will bridle the horses of the sun. By the will of my heart, by the thoughts of my mind, and the gaze of my eyes. I exorcise thee, oh creature of air by the Pentagram, and in the name of the Tetragrammaton, which is a firm will and a sincere faith. 

Amen. 

 Remain facing east speak the Prayer to the Sylphs

Prayer to the Sylphs

Spirit of light! Spirit of wisdom! Whose breath gives and takes away again the forms of all things! Thou, in whose presence the life of being is a shadow which changes, and a vapor which passes away. Thou who ascends the clouds and moves on the wing of the winds. When thou breathes forth, infinite spaces are peopled! When thou inhalest, all that comes from thee return to thee! Endless movement in eternal stability, be thou eternally blessed! We praise thee and bless thee in the changing empire of created light, of shadows, of reflections, and of images; and we long unceasingly for thine immutable and imperishable light. 

Let the ray of thy intelligence and the heat of thy love penetrate even to us; then what is movable will become fixed; the shadow will become a body; the spirit of the air will become a soul; the dream will become a thought, and we shall no longer be borne away by the tempest, but shall hold the bridle of the winged steeds of the morning, and shall direct the course of the evening winds that we may fly into thy presence.

Oh, the spirit of spirits! Oh, eternal soul of souls! Oh, the imperishable breath of life! Oh, creative inspiration. Oh, a mouth that inspires and respires the existence of all beings in the flux and reflux of thy eternal Word, which is the divine ocean of movement and truth. Amen! 

2b. WATER

Turn clockwise until you face west.  

Make the sign of the Kabbalistic cross over your body. 

Exorcise the Water by flinging consecrated water in the four cardinal directions (turn clockwise to start in the east then, south, west, and north). Continue clockwise to face west again and recite the following exorcism:

*(consecrating the water) Fill a glass with cool water. With the pointer finger of your dominant hand, trace an equal-armed cross in the water (up to down, right to left) and say: 

"In the name of the Father, the Mother, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, this water is consecrated in the name of the Highest to do the work of God upon the earth".

Fluat udor per Spiritium Elohim. 

Let the waters flow on, through the spiritual energies of the Elohim, or ye Undines must roll back through the influence of this consecrated water.

Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate ­the waters from the water. That which is above as that which is below, and that which is below as that which is above, to the accomplishing of the wonders of the one thing. The sun is its father; the moon its mother, and the wind carried it in its womb; it ascendeth from earth to the sky and returneth again from the sky to the earth. I exorcize thee, creature of water, that thou mayest be for me the mirror of the living God in his works, the fountain of life, and the cleansing of sinners. Amen.

Speak the Prayer to the Undines

Prayer to the Undines

Terrible King of the sea! Thou who holdest the keys of the cataracts of heaven, and who enclosest the subterranean waters in the hollow places of the earth! King of the deluge and rains, of springtime! Thou who openest the sources of streams and fountains! Thou who commands the moisture, which is like the blood of the earth, to become the sap of plants! We adore and invoke thee! 

Speak to us, ye moving and changeable creatures! Speak to us in the great commotions of the sea, and we will tremble before thee. Speak to us also in the murmur of the limpid waters, and we will desire thy love. Oh, immensity in which all the rivers lose themselves, whichever spring up anew in us! Oh, ocean of infinite perfections! The height which beholdeth thee in depth! The depth which breathes thee forth in height! Bring us to true life through intelligence and love! Lead us to immortality through sacrifice, so that one day we may be found worthy to offer thee water, blood, and tears, for the remission of sins. Amen. 

2c. FIRE

Turn clockwise until you face south.

Make the sign of the Kabbalistic cross over your body.  

Continue facing south and speak aloud:

Fiat judicium per ignem. 

Let the decree be carried out by the Fire. Ye Salamanders, be calm or be coerced by the sacred fire. 

Speak the Prayer to the Salamanders. 

Prayer to the Salamanders

Immortal, eternal, ineffable and uncreated Father of all things I who are borne upon the incessantly rolling chariot of worlds which are always turning; Ruler of the ethereal immensity where the throne of thy power is elevated; from whose height thy awe-inspiring eyes discover all things, and thy exquisite and sacred ears hear all; Listen to thy children whom thou hast loved from the beginning of the ages; for thy golden, great, and eternal majesty is resplendent above the world and the starry heavens. 

Thou art raised above them, oh, sparkling fire! There thou dost illumine and support thyself by thine own splendor; and there comes forth from thine essence overflowing streams of light which nourish thine infinite spirit. That infinite spirit nourishes all things and renders this inexhaustible treasure of substance always ready for the generation which fashions it and which receives in itself the forms with which thou hast impregnated it from the beginning. From this spirit, those holiest kings who surround thy throne, and who compose thy court, derive their origin. 

Oh, Father Universal! Only One! O Father of blessed mortals and immortals! Thou hast specially created powers who are marvelously like thine eternal thought and adorable essence. Thou hast established them superior to the angels who announce to the world thy wishes. Finally, thou hast created us in the third rank in our elementary empire. Therefore our continual employment is to praise thee and adore thy wishes. There we incessantly burn with the desire of possessing thee, Oh Father! Oh, Mother! The most tender of all mothers! Oh, the admirable archetype of maternity and pure love! Oh, Son, the flower of sons! Oh, Form of all forms; soul, spirit, harmony, and number of all things. Amen.

2d. EARTH

Turn clockwise until you face north, make the sign of the Kabbalistic cross over your body and speak the following:

Maneat terra per Adam.

Let the earth remain through Adam. Work, ye Gnomes, as I will, or return to the earth in which I will imprison by the Pentacle. 

Speak the Prayer to the Gnomes

Prayer to the Gnomes

Invisible King who has taken the earth as a support, and who has dug abysses to fill them with the omnipotence! Thou whose name makes the arches of the world tremble! Thou who makes the seven metals circulate in the veins of stone; Monarch of seven luminaries! Rewarder of subterranean workers! Bring us to the desirable air and the kingdom of light. We watch and work without respite. We seek and hope by the twelve stones of the Holy City, for the talismans which are buried by the magnetic nail which passes through the center of the earth. 

Lord! Lord! Lord! Have pity on those who suffer! Enlarge our hearts! Let us be free and raise our heads! Exalt us! Oh, stability and movement! Oh, Day invested by night! Oh, Darkness veiled in the light! Oh, Master who never retainest the wages of thy workmen! Oh, silvery whiteness! Oh, Golden Splendor! Oh, Crown of Diamonds, living and melodious! Thou who bears the sky upon thy finger, like a ring of sapphire! Thou who hides under the earth, in the kingdom of gems, the wonderful seed of stars! All hail! Reign; and be the Eternal Dispenser of riches, of which thou hast made us the guardians. Amen.

3. The Conjuration

Turn clockwise to face east, make the sign of the Kabbalistic cross over your body and speak The Conjuration:

You dregs of matter, the Lord commandeth thee by the living and devoted serpent. 

Cherub, the Lord command thee by Adam Jol-Havah!

Wandering Eagle, the Lord command thee by the wings of the Bull.  

The serpent, the Lord commands thee by the Tetragram, the Angel and Lion! Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Anael.

The water floweth by the spirit of Elo-heem.

 The Earth remaineth by Adam Jot-Ha-vah. 

The Firmament was made by Ia-hu-ve-hu-Sah-ba-oath.  

Judgment is made by fire in the strength of Michael.

Angel with the dead eyes, obey, or flow away with this holy water.

Winged bull labor or return to the earth; if thou art not willing that I prick thee with a sword. 

Chained Eagle, obey the sign, or withdraw before this breath. 

Moving serpent, crawl at my feet, or be tormented by this sacred fire and be dissipated with the perfumes I burn therein.

Let the water return to the water! 

Let the fire burn! 

Let the air circulate! 

Let the earth fall upon the earth, by virtue of the pentagram, which is the morning star, and in the name of the Tetragram, which is written in the center of the cross of light. 

Amen!

Now still facing east say:

Hail and welcome! King Paralda! Exalted Ruler of the elemental Kingdom of Air! In the name of the Highest, I request you send me a powerful Slyphs to aid me for the duration of this day — a Slyph who is most agreeable to my cause and committed to bringing me health, wealth, and protection. 

Turn clockwise to face the west and say:

Hail and welcome! King Nicksa! Exalted Ruler of the elemental Kingdom of Water! In the name of the Highest, I request you send me a powerful Undine to aid me for the duration of this day — an Undine who is most agreeable to my cause and committed to bringing me health, wealth, and protection. 

Turn clockwise to face the south. Approach the altar and light the candle if it is not already lit and light the incense. Now say:

Hail and welcome! King Djinn! Exalted Ruler of the elemental Kingdom of Fire! In the name of the Highest, I request you send me a powerful Salamander to aid me for the duration of this day — a Salamander who is most agreeable to my cause and committed to bringing me health, wealth, and protection. 

Turn clockwise to the north and say:

Hail and welcome! King Ghob! Exalted Ruler of the elemental Kingdom of Earth! In the name of the Highest, I request you send me a powerful Gnome to aid me for the duration of this day — a Gnome who is most agreeable to my cause and committed to bringing me health, wealth, and protection. 

Turn clockwise back to face the east and say:

In the name of God the Highest, this day and this work begins now! 

Now turn clockwise until you face south and the altar of Fire, say:

King Djinn, mighty ruler of the Fire Realm and fearless warrior. As much as it pains me, I must inform you that there is a plot to subdue you and render your influence impotent. A foolish mortal, and buffoon named Joe Biden seeks to implement a long duration of Dark Winter upon the earth. A time where darkness overtakes the light, cold cripples warmth and the air is made cold and moist, heavy with phlegm and disease. 

They laugh at your power King Djinn and belittle the awesome strength of fire. Great King Djinn, do not suffer this insult once second longer! I implore you, send forth your army of ferocious salamanders to teach these fools the grave error of their ways! Do this now! 

King Djinn, if the Dark Winter is defeated, and the oaf Joe Biden scattered like ash in wind by this time next year, I shall have had a prosperous year to contribute greatly to your war-chest. Offerings of goodly value shall be made unto you and your fiery realm King Djinn. This I swear in the name of God the Highest!

The work is finished

* There is no need to banish as the elementals shall return to their abode by work day's end. 

Now a few parting thoughts on the domination of Elemental spirits.

To control and subject elementary spirits, we must never yield to the defects which characterize them. 

A flighty and capricious mind can never govern the sylphs. 

An effeminate, cold, and changeable nature will never control the undines. 

Anger irritates the salamanders. 

Covetous and rudeness render those whom it enslaves the sport of the gnomes.

However, it is necessary to be as prompt and active as the sylphs. It is beneficial to be flexible and attentive to details as the undines. It is good to be as energetic and healthy as the salamanders. It is productive to be as laborious and patient as the gnomes.

-Ayibobo

Papa Machete que gana todas las batallas

The Machete leads the way and defends all who follow.



Papa Machete que ganas todas las Batalas is a world-renown circus trained Strongman, Occultist, Martial Artist, Remote-Viewer, Psychic Investigator, researcher, Voudou and Palo Mayombe Priest, author, activist, and adventurer. Spiritual Father of the 
Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles. Papa Machete welcomes all people, of any race, gender, orientation, or ability. His only conditions are that you love God, love humanity, and are willing to stand for what is truly right, not just what is popular.