I AM the source of CLAUNECK for YEARS to come, WIKIPEDIA baby! Looking at you John Libau.

Well... you know you have helped set the tone and have at least a small handhold on the steering wheel of what is the never-ending nightmare of abject absurdity called internet occultism when your blog post about CLAUNCK (read here) becomes THE Wikipedia entry concerning the subject (see here).

This is awesome, now in a couple months, I can look forward to the dismal social retards on Reddit posting MY material while arguing with me that there is no such thing as an occult authority. Truly, truly fucking ridiculous.Nothing against the Wiki post. I am cited and that is good. However, I am curious about how Academia.edu works. A poster named John Libau. I wonder, is he profiting off my work? I don't know. That would not make me happy. John....buddy....explain this shit. 

-El Patron and a few other monikers that strike fear into the hearts of many, but hope in the hearts of most.

Daemonic etymology: Serguthy from the Grimorium Verum. The Dark Mirror of the self.

Excerpt from an e-mail I received:

"The name of the demon SERGUTHY means "water from a well". I Googled SERGUTHY and found out he has power over women. I asked another occultist. I know you call this guy an idiot all the time but I took a chance. He said that no one can say what the names of the demons really mean. I am confused. SERGUTHY means "water from a well" but he has power over women? This all sounds made up". 

There is a reason daemonology falls under the classification of occult. Occult denotes a thing, generally a body of knowledge, which is hidden, or secret. The reason for secrecy can be for ill or will, but no matter the moral heading, occult or mystery tradition is meant to preserve knowledge and ensure when it is passed down, it is done so correctly. The occult arts contained in Grimories, such as the Grimorium Verum, where purposely left incomplete. Without proper transmission the dabbler (someone not ready to commit themselves to the art is a dabbler) is unable to do more than spook him or herself.

Pick every grain of spilled meth out of your carpet! GUARANTEED!

The names of daemons are integral to the occult arts preserved (more or less...mostly less) in daemonological  Grimories. Both the nomenclature and etymology concerning daemon yields even deeper secrets regarding their individual nature. Let me say this, that "idiot", if it is who I suspect the e-mail is referring too, is beyond the descriptive limits of the word "idiot. This person (?) is a sexually transmitted as well as intravenously transmitted diseased pathological liar, a junkie, a sociopath, a thief, a danger to themselves and others, deserving of his impending incarceration. This person (?) has ZERO authority to speak and should be mocked into oblivion. Now, having said that, this person is once more grievously incorrect. One can in fact say what the names of the daemons really mean. 

In respect to the daemon SERGUTHY, the Grimorium Verum says this: "has power over maidens and wives, when things are favorable". In the hierarchical structure of the Grimorium Verum  SERGUTHY is a grand chief among daemons, under PUT-SATANICA who is subordinate only to LUCIFER. This places SERGUTHY high on the shelf in terms of authority and influence. A powerful daemon indeed. What does "water from a well" have to do with SERGUTHY? Until I received the above mentioned e-mail, I had not heard that SERGUTHY meant "water from a well", however there exist parallels between what I was taught and "water from a well". 

In an effort to share legitimate information (which will soon be confabulated into meaningless drivel as has happened so many times. My blog posts have been copy and pasted, and my work plagiarized for years now. If you are seeing occult information multiple cuts above the usual moronic rigmarole on the internet, I feel very comfortable stating that 7 out of 10 times, I am the sole source of it) I will offer this; the name SERGUTHY  has its etymology linked to "water trickling in a cave or cavern". The phrase"water from a well", fits nicely into the same vein. However the question remains; what does water from a well, or cave, or cavern, have to do with SERGUTHY and power over maidens and wives, when things are favorable?

Neither the author of the Grimorium Verum, nor the ferocious daemonological tradition contained therein, cares about your sensitivities, your gender bias, or your identity politics. Should you somehow visit the Grimorium Verum's field of fucks concerning your triggers and aggressions, micro or otherwise, you will find this field appallingly barren, or in a word" fuckless", as to mean, not a single fuck to be given. If this offends you, I direct you towards my personal field of fucks. There you shall find my field equally troubling in it's absence of fucks to offer you as condolence. 

Now that the dismal level of concern the Grimorium Verum has for anything you hold sacred is established, it will be easier for me to bridge for you, the meaning of SERGUTHY "water trickling in a cave or cavern" and SERGUTHY "has power over maidens, and wives, when things are favorable".

The secret and true power of the daemon SERGUTHY is to manipulate the chemical and fluidic response in a woman.  Whether this be her glandular secretions, the moisten of her eyes via tear duct, the salivation levels in her mouth, the drip or trickle within her vagina. Concerning women, the wetter the better, and ideal conditions exist when roads are slippery. SERGUTHY "water trickling in a cave or cavern" or "water from a well" or water from deep or secret place, should now be clearly evident.

Women are likely to peel off their panties after a cry and or emotional release. They feel vulnerable, require validation, and they find that through sex. A woman who just had decent sex is also more agreeable to ideas, and suggestions. While the majority application of this true and secret power will be geared towards sexual conquest, this is no by means it's only utilization. The emotional tinkering of a woman is how it begins, but where it ends is based on the magician's intention. There exists a plethora of reasons a magician may wish to make a woman cry tears of either happiness or sorrow, send her salivary glands into overdrive, or increase her pineal gland secretions. 

The power over women SERGUTHY has is, "when things are favorable", and those favorable conditions are brought about via the manipulation of her "water works". It should not go without saying that herein the true and secret power of SERGUTHY lies, inherently, a great potential for extortion of women. However simply because such inherent potential exists does not mean a magician need make evil use of it.

It is not SERGUTHY, nor SATAN, nor LUCIFER, nor BEELZEBUB, nor ASTRAROTH, nor any other daemon who actually makes evil happen. Evil is done by man alone. For all the world's evil, it is man/woman-humans who are to blame. The black arts and vice laden daemonic powers are employed by man and to meet the desires for which man has employed them. Claiming the devil or daemons made you do it is pointing a finger at your own dark mirror's reflection. All the daemon did was fulfill the request you made of made of it. But I digress, that line of teaching leads to the true and secret powers of the daemon PUT-SATANICA from the Grimorium Verum,  and the spiritual, and magical implications of the accuser. That is a whole other blog post and one that is not coming anytime soon. 

I have employed the daemon SERGUTHY to release deep trauma in women, bring about cathartic cleansing, lessen depression, and brighten emotional outlook. If one reads this blog post carefully, they will discover a potent and beneficial method for stimulating a woman's psychic development using the true and secret powers of SERGUTHY.  

I do not fear my reflection in my dark mirror, nor will I tremble when I hear the accuser's words accounting my deeds to the Most High. I will not shrink at the hour of my trial. My relationship with the adversary is not adversarial in the common way. 

The spiritual, mental and physical maturity required to stand before daemons of the European daemonological tradition and be healed not harmed, be cleansed not singed, and be dominate not dominated, is a maturity that is both genuinely rare, and worth attainment. 

If you are to commit yourself to this method of spiritual development you need know this; as rewarding as it is, this path is fraught with great and deliberate difficulty. I mean that in the most real way. You will either make yourself or break yourself against this cruel and unforgiving rock, and do so while treading a crooked path, along a razor's edge. 

To paraphrase Levi, for as soon as you being this path you will be assaulted by blind and ignorant forces. Lesser persons and lesser spirits a like will assail you. Even stones will rise up and hurl themselves at you. The gloom of the earth will send phantoms and astral larvae to attack you. Unfortunately too many individuals have wrongly assumed those words to be archaic mumbo-jumbo, or purely symbolic, somehow not applicable to them. They did this at their own peril. The internet (YouTube in particular) is rife with mentally unstable and unhinged lunatics insanely babbling about the occult, demons, and magic as evidence of this. May they be eaten quicker to quell both their noise and their suffering. 

Do not be one of them. Tread lightly but with purpose. Strive to know thy self and do not be a fearful of what you discover, instead seek to understand it without self loathing. Surround your with the light of the Most High before entering the lower realms. Do not be repulsed by your reflection in the dark mirror. What you see in the dark mirror is perhaps your greatest source of power on this earth, and you cannot ignore it, run from it, or wish it way. You must exercise not exorcise your daemons, and you must eventually negotiate with the devil for the key to heaven.

Do this and you shall never tremble at the words of your accuser. 

-El Patron

Secret Seal of Solomon & Conjuration of King Asmodeus. Update on Solar Eclipse.

The secret seal of Solomon and conjuration of King Asmodeus event. This night is made exceedingly auspicious as September 23rd, 2017 reveals the 12th Sign of Revelation within the celestial canopy. For this semi-public ritual I will not only draft the secret seal of Solomon in accordance to the Lesser Key but also arrange an audience with King Asmodeus. This without question is a once in a lifetime event. The 12th Sign of Revelation contains global implications; being held in collective human subconscious for over two-thousand years. Never again shall the opportunity arise to obtain an authentically prepared seal under such impactful circumstances. In addition the extraordinary force behind summoning King Asmodeus during these conditions cannot be overstated. Personal items may be place on his sigil to be enchanted by the strength of King Asmodeus's influence and dominion. Astragals, or dice, will be cast over his seal to divine answers of past, present and future. Lastly King Asmodeus shall be petitioned to grant boons of wealth and prosperity to all in attendance and all who have paid to be astrally seated among his audience.

$200 for the Secret Seal of Solomon.
$50 to have an item placed on the sigil of King Asmodeus.
$25 to be astrally seated at the event.
$20 for ten Yes/No questions via astragals cast over the sigil of King Asmodeus.
$20 for two questions with detailed answers via astragals cast over the sigil of King Asmodeus.

$300 for the full package.

I am willing to accommodate personal requests, special circumstances or workings of a sensitive nature. E-mail injuries at tataengando@gmail.com.

My direct Paypal link is here.

But wait...there is more.

Here are the results (what I can publicly show) of the August 21st, 2017 Solar Eclipse Palo Mayombe rite. My nfumbe, wearing the skin of the Four Conquering Winds M'pungo, was fed and sent out on winds of fire to win all battles and solve all problems.

At the aforementioned Palo Mayombe rite I began the procedure to authentically craft the "To See Spirits of the Air" formulary contained in the Grimorium Verum. The heads of three roosters cultivate in the well of a particular tree in order to bring about the strongest results. This preparation will be ready after the 23rd of September.

To See Spirits of the Air formula- $20

-Papa Crocodile.

Recent success using the "The Queen of the Hairy Flies-She who aids in the discovery of precious things" AND Clauneck's blessings of treasure hunting.

Early in my occult training my godfather had me hand copy a very small and worn looking booklet entitled, "Queen of the Hairy Flies. She who aids in the discovery of precious things".

I cannot call it a Grimoire per-say, but it does contain a secret of natural magic which I have now on two occasions successfully employed.

This application of natural magic is relatively simply in it's utilization and I believe usable by anyone so inclined without much hassle.

I have spent time looking for this publication on-line and I have yet to come up with anything other than a few minor mentions.

If anyone knows where I can obtain an actual copy, I would be very grateful. 

I will for the benefit of my blog readers, post in it's entirety, what I hand copied all those years ago.

The Queen of the Hairy Flies

Mayfly 

Among the many acrobatic winged insects, there is none more remarkable than the Queen of the Hairy Flies. 

Usually found in the summer months on the flower of the common water plantain, also known as mad dog weed. Common water plantain grows in ponds, lakes and on river banks. It is these places the reader is encouraged to look for the Queen of the Hairy Flies.

To catch her alive, chase it with a butterfly net.

When you have one in your possession, secure her away in a transparent glass box, or jar. 

Give her air twice daily and feed her with leaves from the plant on which she was on when you began to chase. She can live more than a month or more if tended too carefully.

To discover the locations containing precious objects, even those buried deep, you will need pleasant weather. 

Now, holding the glass box/jar containing the Queen of Hairy Flies in your hands, and go off exploring keeping your eye on the jar, noting her movements.

Common Water-Plantain

When you find yourself on a patch of land containing gold or silver, she will flap her wings. 

The more vigoiously she flaps her wings, the closer you are. The less she flaps her wings, the further you are from where the treasure lies

However, if the land contains precious stones, the Queen of the Hairy Flies trembling shall be in her feet and antennae.

But, if the land contains only common metals, which are lesser in value, she will simply walk without convulsions. The quicker she walks the closer you are, the less she walks, the further away you are.

She is the same fly that the Hindoos* use in their search for places abundant in riches

By using this method you can avoid often futile and expensive searches.

With perseverance, you can make a fortune a thousand times quicker than those who rely on chance alone.

As you see, this is a science of nature magic, inexpensive and readily employed.

*Hindus

-Fin-

I recently came across my hand written notes while re-organizing my belongings, and I was inspired to try my hand again at being lead to treasure by the Queen of the Hairy Flies.

I set off with a butterfly net and to serenade my Queenly guide.

Not disclosed in my notes above is a short but hauntingly pretty song to be sung while searching for the Queen of the Hairy Flies.

I believe this song was not to be part of the original criteria concerning the Queen of the Hairy Flies, but likely came through the multitudes of white or black table spiritism sessions conducted by my godfather and his godfather, etc.

I will not document this song as, like I stated it was likely not part of the original method, and there are things which are unique to my spiritual temple that I cannot openly reveal.

Upon capturing the Queen of Hairy Flies, I gingerly placed her in a mason jar which I had already made air holes in the lid, and had placed both a plantain leaf along with a moistened (not wet) ball of cotton.

What follows next is part of the Goetic tradition practiced in my spiritual temple. 

This is not part of the Queen of the Hairy Flies method, so do not feel as if you need to imitate it (the first time I used the Queen of Hairy Flies method I was wonderfully successful and I did not do what I am about to detail).

I include it only to document the tradition inherited by me, and kept by my spiritual temple.

The mason jar I decorated with pink, white and silver ribbons, and washed with blessed water letting it dry for 24 hours before housing the Queen of the Hairy Flies. 

Sigil of the daemon Clauneck

Latter that night I drew the sigil for the daemon Clauneck (Grimoirum Verum) on a cement floor, affixed a candle to its center and placed a glass of water next to the candle.

I prepared the ground with whiskey sprayed with my mouth, and cigar smoke. Next I dripped the blood of a pigeon I lanced through the neck and heart over the sigil of Clauneck.

I lit the candle and evoked the daemon Clauneck.

The glass of water looked as if I had poured champagne in it instead of tap water, with the amount of bubbles which quickly appeared. 

I sprayed more rum, and cigar smoke over his sigil and presented Clauneck the still warm body of the pigeon. 

I placed the jar containing the Queen of the Hairy Flies on top of Clauneck's sigil, and asked that his spirit intermingle with the Queen of the Hairy Flies, his dominion over treasure finding greatly influence her own natural magical talents, and amplify the power of the work.   

In mediumship I could hear Clauneck agree to the terms in return for the offerings.

I threw the astragals (divination dice, three(3) six(6) sided dice) to double check. 

The result was extremely favorable, validating my mediumship, and ensuring success. 

I let the Queen of the Hairy Flies sit on the daemon Clauneck's sigil overnight. 

Early next morning I retrieved the Queen of the Hairy Flies.

I headed to a location heavily trafficked by hikers and campers. 

The Queen of the Hairy Flies remained very still at first, but after 45 minutes of me walking around the location, she slowly began to beat her wings. 

I paid very close attention to the speed of her wing beats in relation to the direction I was walking. 

Finally her wings beat at a rapid clip and then...a fever pitch. 

I placed the jar on the ground and started shifting through the sandy dirt with my hands. 

After scooping away a few handfuls...lo and behold...a thin gold ring with a diamond setting. 

Satisfied, and a little stunned... I returned the Queen of the Hairy Flies back to where I captured her and I released her with praises of admonishment. 

The ring at its appraisal was valued at $500, and I was offered $425 for it. 

I decided I would keep it, as I have ideas for maybe bestowing it as a gift.

The daemon Clauneck will soon receive a small token of appreciation as well. 

-Papa Crocodile